My latest GayWeddings.Com Blog

Hey, been writing these for a while now. Thought it might be a good time to post one :)

Gay Teens on Weddings

I think it's fascinating that young gay people think about this kind of stuff. This would have been all Greek, or Latin, to me.

--david

Oh, yeah, I'm also an etiquette columnist for "Zeus." The second issue should be out within the next two weeks.

--d.t.

Patron Madonna Saint Monday

Because he's the smartest man in politics and he's not in politics. Because he's the most hated man in America because he's the most correct man in America. Because he wrote about the crimes of Bush before it was safe to do so. Because he speaks without pretension or arrogance or vanity. And because so few writers can do that. And because this was a particularly loathsome week for Dumb#sses, it seemed a good time to remind the world of the smart ones. And because of that and so much more, the Patron Madonna Saint Monday is....

Paul Krugman

Saint Paul



Take a bow, Paul.

--david toussaint

Dumb#SS of the Week...

And the winner is...

As usual, the competition was rock hard.  But I think the award goes to none other than Tucker Carlson.

Not only does he look like a Pee-Wee Herman wanna-be, but he spends his valuable time imitating Keith Olbermann. Um, Tucker, I think the tie, and your butt, is a bit too tight. Here's the link.

Tucker Carlson impersonating Olbermann

Can anyone explain why this is cute, funny, responsible, helpful, and NOT against the law?

Dumbass.

I don't know about you, but I'm tuckered out from this idiot. Let's get some actual journalists back in the game.

--david toussaint

Patron Saint Sunday!

Named after the Saint Madonna, of course.

In this messy week, some people did nice things. Good things. Things to talk about, celebrate, even make us, dare we say it, proud? I had lots of people to think about, but my pick for Patron Saint Sunday is none other than Anderson (Android) Cooper.

Not only is he so hot you want to take him out of his closet and wear him for at least a day, he busted the chops of some very stupid people. First there was that dolt Clint McCance Oy Gay Hate, but even more impressive was his attack on the 200 million dollar a day Obamumbai myth supported by none other than everyone's favorite Mad Hatter Michelle Bachmann.

Watch The Coop Here

The Coop in Action

So, thanks, Coop, for keeping them honest. And if you ever want to dump that boyfriend of yours eh, seen better, I'll be sure to make an honest man out of you.

--david toussaint


Dumb*SS of the Week 11/5/10

Yep, it's GAY people. According to several reports, gays voted more Republican than EVER!!! Yay; as that wonder of words Perez Hilton tells us, it's Obama's fault--he's rubber they're glue.....

Here's his link.
Perez REALLY Cares

(No, he really does; honest; he won't even bully people anymore; you know, unless he gets paid to show naked photos).

Okay, dudes, here's the problem. First, Perez et al have a point about Obama; a strong one. But they refuse to do their homework before throwing sand in his face. Barack Obama has actually done more for gay people than ANY OTHER PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY.

Wow, imagine that!!!! I mean, Ann Coulter must have made that up, right?

To quote my friend Farhad, President Obama "passed a hate crimes law that for the first time includes hate crimes against homosexuals. Obama also extended family leave to include gay and lesbians. In the past year and a half, President Obama used his powers to expand federal rights and benefits for gays and lesbians, targeting one government restriction after another in an attempt to change public policy while avoiding a confrontation with Republicans and opponents of gay rights....

Remember, too, that President Bush's (that would be W.) administration wouldn't sign a UN Resolution de-criminalizing homosexuality around the world (the Obama Admins signed it within 3 months of the Presidency).

Okay, not exactly a repeal of DADT or the end of DOMA, but it's probably worth mentioning, right pinky pinkos? And here's the rub: The Republicans have an anti-GAY agenda. To put it in simpler terms, they don't like you. They don't want you to get married, they don't want you to have AIDS funding; many of them would much prefer you end your pesky little insignificant lives.

So you can piss and moan about Obama, but if you think the New House and Emboldened Senate are here to help you, you should probably start getting all your news from Perez Hilton. At least you FEEL better.

--david toussaint

Who Will Win Patron Sunday Saint? Stay Tuned....

Tricks and Treats

I've written three columns on gay porn, and I'm placing them all in this blog. The first man, Curtis Hutchinson, is retired, and has left his porn name, Dean Phoenix, in the dust.

Dean Phoenix Rising It's a fascinating story.

I'm sure he'll turn his shoulder, however, if you call him by Dean.

Like all the guys I interviewed, Curtis was sweet and gracious, and didn't ask for special treatment.

Second on my list was Reese Rideout, he speaks like he works; hard, forceful, fun, and unforgettable. He'd be my choice for guest at a dinner party. And if he wanted to squash me with those legs, I wouldn't complain.

Reese's Piece: Rideout the Storm with Randy Blue's Biggest Star: Friday night must be fun at his house!

Finally, I interviewed Chris Rockway, who's the hottest straight gay porn star in the country.

American Booty: Chris Rockway and the Evolution of Gay Porn: And they say porn stars are dumb...

Although, look at that too long and you might go blind.

Rockway talked and talked and talked; not something we expect of our porn stars :) He was a delight. I wish all these men well, I hope you like the columns, and I hope that you stay well.

Best,
David Toussaint

Sinners and Saints 10/15/10

As for sinners, boy, what a week, what a month, what a year, what a world....

There were so many to choose from, but I think this schmuck gets the prize.

SINNER

And with apologies like his, who needs bullies?

As for saint, I'm happy to say we had a lot of those too. But after all the wreckage of the week, this one man stands out for his courage and his words and his honesty, and his ability to, somehow, say everything that needed to be said.

SAINT

Joel Burns, you are my hero.

Yours,
David Toussaint