So who'd I pick? A little known story that's absurd in its own way, and indicative of the times. Joe Wilson's Mouth Emblazoned on Assault Rifle!
Yep, the manufacturers are honoring Disrespectful Joe by commemorating his words on their assault weapons. That gives them wonderful Dumb Fuck status.
So cool, right? I've always wanted to shoot someone with a "you lie" rifle. But then again, who hasn't?
On that pathetic dumb fuck note, we leave you with a Smart Ass. In a dismal week, his was the one of the best quotes of the week, as well as one of the bravest, considering.
'NRA should just change their name to "Assassin's Lobby."'
Gotta love that brave soul. Yep, it's Bill Maher. A proud addition to the Smart Ass of the Week.
Now THAT'S a smart ass.
Since you made it all the way through, I leave you with a smart ass of my own choosing.