here! Someone's been naughty.
Best Story of the Week: Seeing Double. Love this one. Then again, Men’s Health has been producing clones for years now…
A lesbian is now Mayor of Houston. Despite all the brouhaha, I’m not all that surprised. Come on, we always knew Whitney had it in her.
Sinners of the Week: North Carolina Devils. How does that song go? “What if God was one of us, just a prick like one of us.”
I saw Brothers starring Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Natalie Portman. You know, I was blown away by that woman’s beauty. Not only is she amazingly feminine, she projects a breathy, “come hither” exuberance, not unlike Marilyn Monroe. Oh, and Portman and Maguire were good too.
If you run into Matt Forke, please tell him I’m officially cyber-stalking him. Stick a Forke in Matt, he’s done!
Come on, how could you not love a man who writes Facebook Updates like "goes out walking after midnight" and (be still my John Updike heart) "went to vida fitness for the first time where he saw a lot of familiar faces along with others that were not so familiar..." I had to read that sentence over and over again, just to get the subtle nuisance.
David C. Abernethy
Liza MinnelliAnna Weston
Oh, yeah, almost forgot; here's the photo of Tiger Woods.
Frankly, I have no idea what the big deal is.
Have a great week. Remember, I'm in the book!